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Feeling off? It might be your glasses, not your horoscope

We’ve all had one of those days: your head aches, your eyes feel like they’ve been through a blender and every screen seems to be judging you. You tell yourself you just need a nap, or maybe a fresh juice, or perhaps Mercury is in retrograde again.

But before you blame the stars, here’s a real possibility: you might just need new glasses.

This is how to know if your eyes are crying out (stylishly) for an upgrade.

1. You can’t read the group chat without zooming in

If reading a WhatsApp message now requires a dramatic two-finger pinch and a whispered prayer, your prescription may be lagging behind your life. Especially if you’ve started holding your phone at arm’s length, like it’s a tiny paper scroll from the 1600s.

A lens refresh could bring your world back into crisp, modern-day focus.

2. You get headaches in high definition

Recurring tension behind the eyes? Aching temples? That weird throbbing that only starts after a full day of trying to focus? This could be your brain working overtime to compensate for underperforming lenses. Très noble, but not sustainable. It’s time for specs that support you, not sabotage you.

3. You’re missing details you used to catch

Once upon a time, you had eagle eyes – spotting typos from across the room, catching subtweets before they were deleted, noticing your partner’s new haircut before they pointed it out.

Now? The world looks... softer. Romantic, sure. Practical, non. It could be your lenses are no longer doing their job. Your partner's new fringe deserves to be seen in HD, after all.

4. You’re seeing double, but haven’t had a drink

If you’re occasionally seeing two of everything (and you’re not in a bar), it could be a sign your prescription isn’t aligning your eyes properly, especially if you have astigmatism or need prism correction.

Spoiler: life’s definitely more manageable when you don’t see two STOP signs at once.

5. Your night vision’s gone a bit... Dracula

Driving at night used to be no big deal. Now the headlights look like miniature suns and everything’s surrounded by mysterious halos, like in a 90s music video. This could mean your anti-reflective coating has worn off, or your prescription needs an update for night-specific clarity. Either way, it’s not just annoying, it’s a safety issue.

Also, you’re not a vampire. You deserve to enjoy nighttime too.

6. You’ve had the same glasses since the last Olympics

We love loyalty, but specs aren’t meant to be heirlooms. Prescriptions typically change every 1–2 years so if your glasses are older than your last major holiday, it might be time to let go. Lenses can warp. Frames get tired. And frankly, so do your eyes.

New glasses = new outlook + chic upgrade.

7. You’re cleaning your lenses... but still can’t see

We’ve all done the ritual: breathe, wipe, inspect, repeat. Only to realise it’s not a smudge, it’s just the lenses being… wrong. No amount of polishing can fix a misaligned prescription. But yes, clean lenses are still very important.

The good news? You’re in the right place.

At bloobloom, we make getting new glasses a breeze: from eye tests to stylish, sustainable frames with all the bells and whistles (anti-scratch, anti-reflective, superhydrophobic) included.

So if your eyes are feeling a little bleu, don’t wait. Book that check-up, try on some frames and fall back in love with seeing the world clearly – preferably through something fabulous.

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