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Mirror, mirror on the wall… What do my glasses say after all?

Let’s be honest: choosing eyewear is personal. It’s not just about face shape and prescriptions, it’s about vibes. Whether or not you’re aware of it, your frames are quietly broadcasting something to the world.

Are you bold and brilliant? Soft and mysterious? A minimalist with a wild side?

Welcome to The Frame Game, where we decode what your go-to specs reveal about you, with a pinch of psychology and a dash of fun.

Tortoiseshell classics

Vibe: Intelligent. Warm. Put-together but not trying too hard.

If your default frame is a timeless tortoiseshell, you’re probably the type who owns a proper teapot and alphabetises your books. You’re effortlessly stylish, trust in the power of a well-made jacket and give excellent podcast recommendations. You enjoy structure, appreciate detail and are the kind of person who says, ‘I’ll help you move house – and label your boxes.’

Black square frames

Vibe: Confident. Bold. Might own at least one monochrome outfit.

Ah, the architectural classic. You probably have strong opinions, a killer resting face and a personal brand without even trying. You like things clean, sharp and smart, from your furniture to your one-liners. Psychologists might call you a ‘visual anchor’, someone who gives others a sense of stability. You just call it having your life together (or looking like you do).

Clear acetate frames

Vibe: Understated cool. Effortlessly modern. Possibly into ceramics.

You want to be seen, but not loudly. You like a clean aesthetic and an oat milk flat white. If you wear clear frames, there’s a chance your Instagram grid features a soothing blend of beige, blush and a single eucalyptus branch. You appreciate minimalism, but not the cold kind. More Scandi-chic with a soft heart.

Coloured frames

Vibe: Life of the party. Passionate. May own a karaoke machine.

You’re not afraid to stand out. In fact, you sort of insist on it. You use fashion as a mood board and your eyewear is part of the whole glorious picture. Colour psychology says red means power, blue says trust, green shows creativity. But really your vibe just says: ‘Why blend in when you can look outstanding?’.

Round wire frames

Vibe: Intellectual. Quirky. A soft soul with sharp thoughts.

Whether you’re channelling Lennon, Goldblum or a young Freud, round frames suggest you like your style with a little retro flair. You probably read actual books, can name your favourite font and have opinions on types of milk. You're creative, kind and usually found at the corner table of a coffee shop doing something mysterious but deeply smart.

Thin minimalist frames

Vibe: Quiet luxury. Understated elegance. Likely owns nice pens.

You’re a fan of the finer things, but not in a flashy way. Think linen shirts, Moleskine notebooks and playlists including at least one track in French. You like things to be functional, well-made and thoughtfully chosen. Your glasses are less a style statement and more an extension of your sensibility. Très refined.

Oversized frames

Vibe: Dramatic. Expressive. Could monologue about anything and we’d listen.

You’re a maximalist in a minimalist world and you own it. Whether you're wearing statement sunglasses or giant opticals, you’re not afraid to take up space – and you probably give the best advice in your group chat. You make bold choices and always deliver a compliment with gusto. Your frames scream confidence, but your heart? Soft as brie.

Final Word: It’s not just vision, it’s identity

The glasses you wear aren't just for seeing, they’re how the world sees you. At bloobloom we’re here to help you find the pair (or two) that reflects your style, your story and your beautifully unique brain.

Next time you slip on your specs, ask yourself: ‘What am I telling the world today?’. If the answer is ‘I’m fabulous and I can read small print,’ the world’s your oyster.

Merci.

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